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Snowy snow

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Wow. Nothing in 18 months.  not good. Well put up some photos I took yonks ago when we had a bucket load of snow and the whole of England just stopped.  Was going to do some fancy photo manips with them but life got in the way, as it is want to do.  They are pretty.  Enjoy.
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Amaranth

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So over the summer I wrote a little story based on a Nightwish music video.  It might not be the most auspicious of inspirations but I like the story and I finally polished it to a reasonable standard so I hope you'll give it a read (yes that was a shameless plug, but I hardly get any traffic so I have to plug the little I do!).  I got halfway through a longer version before life got in the way but I hope to return to it next year when I have more time.  

I know it's 10 parts long, but each is only about 2 pages so it's in nice bite sized pieces.  That's the idea anyway.

Okay, plug over.  I'll go away now.
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I don't normally do these things, but I thought that this one was quite good.


[X] I am shorter than 5'4.
[X] I think I'm ugly sometimes.
[X] I have many scars.
[X] I tan easily.
[ ] I wish my hair was a different color.
[X] I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
[ ] I have a tattoo.
[X] I am self-conscious about my appearance.
[X] I have/I've had braces.
[ ] I wear glasses
[ ] I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free
[X] I've been told I'm attractive by a complete stranger.
[ ] I have more than 2 piercing.
[X] I have piercing in places besides my ears.
[ ] I have freckles.

Family/Home Life
[X] I've sworn at my parents.
[ ] I've run away from home.
[ ] I've been kicked out of the house.
[X] My biological parents are together.
[ ] I have a sibling less than one year old.
[ ] I want to have kids someday.
[ ] I've lost a child.

School/Work
[X] I'm in school
[ ] I have a job
[X] I've fallen asleep at work/school.
[X] I almost always do/did my homework.
[X] I've missed a week or more of school.
[ ] I've been on the Honor Roll within the last 2 years.
[ ] I failed more than 1 class last year
[X] I've stolen something from my job
[ ] I've been fired

Embarrassment
[X] I've slipped out an "lol" in a spoken conversation. [and then some... is it bad i don't think its embarassing]
[X] Disney movies still make me cry.
[X] I've peed from laughing.
[X] I've snorted while laughing.
[X] I've laughed so hard I've cried.
[X] I've glued my hand to something.
[X] I've had my pants rip in public.
(...that's not good is it.)

Health
[ ] I was born with a disease/impairment
[X] I've gotten stitches/staples.
[ ] I've broken a bone.
[ ] I've had my tonsils removed.
[X] I've sat in a doctor's office/emergency room with a friend.
[ ] I've had my wisdom teeth removed.
[X] I had a serious surgery. [simple procedure my ARSE]
[X] I've had chicken pox.
[ ] I've had measles


Traveling
[X] I've driven over 200 miles in one day
[X] I've been on a plane.
[X] I've been to Canada.
[ ] I've been to Mexico.
[ ] I've been to Niagara Falls.
[ ] I've been to Japan.
[ ] I've celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans.
[X] I've been to Europe.
[X] I've been to Africa.

Experiences
[X] I've gotten lost in my city.
[X] I've seen a shooting star.
[X] I've wished on a shooting star
[X] I've seen a meteor shower.
[X] I've gone out in public in my pajamas.
[X] I've pushed all the buttons on an elevator.
[X] I've kicked a guy where it hurts.
[X] I've been to a casino.
[HALF X)(parasending)] I've been skydiving.
[ ] I've gone skinny dipping.
[X] I've played spin the bottle.
[ ] I've drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour.
[crashed a skidoo, does that count?] I've crashed a car.
[X] I've been skiing.
[X] I've been in a play.
[ ] I've met someone in person from myspace.
[X] I've caught a snowflake on my tongue.
[ ] I've seen the Northern lights.
[ ] I've sat on a roof top at night.
[ ] I've played chicken.
[X] I've played a prank on someone
[X] I've ridden in a taxi.
[X] I've seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
[ ] I've eaten sushi.
[X-for half an hour then ended up in hospital] I've been snowboarding.

Relationships
[x] I'm single
[ ] I'm in a relationship
[ ] I'm engaged.
[ ] I'm married.
[ ] I've gone on a blind date.
[ ] I've been the dumped more than the dumper.
[ ] I miss someone right now.
[ ] I have a fear of abandonment.
[ ] I've gotten divorced.
[X] I've had feelings for someone who didn't have them back.
[ ] I've told someone I loved them when I didn't.
[ ] I've told someone I didn't love them when I did.
[ ] I've kept something from a past relationship.
[X] I've had a crush on someone of the same sex.
[X] I've had a crush on a teacher.
[ ] I am a cuddler
[ ] I've been kissed in the rain.
[ ] I've hugged a stranger.
[ ] I have kissed a stranger.

Honesty/Crime
[X] I've done something I promised someone else I wouldn't.
[X] I've done something I promised myself I wouldn't.
[ ] I've snuck out of my house.
[X] I have lied to my parents about where I am.
[X] I am keeping a secret from the world.
[X] I've cheated while playing a game.
[X] I've cheated on a test.[latin vocab test]
[X on accident] I've run a red light.
[ ] I've been suspended from school.
[ ] I've witnessed a crime.
[ ] I've been in a fist fight.
[ ] I've been arrested.

Drugs/Alcohol
[X] I've consumed alcohol.
[ ] I regularly drink.
[ ] I've passed out from drinking.
[ ] I have passed out drunk at least once in the past 6 months.
[X] I've smoked weed
[ ] I've taken painkillers when I didn't need them.
[ ] I've eaten shrooms.
[ ] I've popped E.
[ ] I've inhaled Nitrous.
[ ] I've done hard drugs.
[ ] I have cough drops when I'm not sick.
[ ] I can swallow about 5 pills at a time no problem.
[ ] I have been diagnosed with clinical depression.
[ ] I have been diagnosed with one or more anxiety disorder.
[ ] I shut others out when I'm depressed.
[ ] I take anti-depressants.
[ ] I'm anorexic or bulimic.
[ ] I've slept an entire day when I didn't need it.
[ ] I've hurt myself on purpose.
[ ] I've woken up crying.

Death and Suicide
[X] I'm afraid of dying. (I'm more worried about afterwards really) <- ditto that. <--DITTO ditto.
[X] I hate funerals.
[ ] I've seen someone dying.
[ ] Someone close to me has attempted suicide.
[X] I've planned my own suicide. (I did have a potentialy fatal disease at the time. I wasn't going to waste away in a hospital bed)
[ ] I've attempted suicide.
[ ] I've written a eulogy for myself.

Materialism
[ ] I own over 5 rap CDs.
[X] I own an iPod or MP3 player.
[ ] I have an unhealthy obsession with anime/manga.
[ ] I own multiple designer purses, costing over $100 a piece.
[ ] I own something from Hot Topic.
[ ] I own something from Pac Sun.
[ ] I collect comic books.
[X] I own something from The Gap.
[X] I own something I got on e-bay.
[ ] I own something from Abercrombie.

Random
[ ] I can sing well.
[ ] I've stolen a tray from a fast food restaurant.
[ ] I open up to others easily.
[ ] I watch the news.
[X] I don't kill bugs.
[ ] I hate hearing songs that sacrifice meaning for the sake of being able to rhyme.
[X] I curse regularly.
[ ] I sing in the shower.
[ ] I am a morning person.
[ ] I paid for my cell phone ring tone.
[ ] I'm a snob about grammar.
[ ] I am a sports fanatic.
[X] I twirl my hair
[ ] I have "x"s in my screen name.
[ ] I love being neat.
[ ] I love Spam
[X] I've copied more than 30 CD's in a day
[ ] I bake well.
[ ] My favorite color is either white, yellow, pink, red or blue
[X] I've worn pajamas to school.
[ ] I like Martha Stewart.
[X] I know how to shoot a gun
[X] I am in love with love
[ ] I am guilty of tYpInG lIkE tHiS.
[X] I laugh at my own jokes.
[ ] I eat fast food weekly.
[ ] I believe in ghosts. (but I wish I could)
[X] I am online 24/7, even as an away message.
[ ] I've not turned anything in and still got an A in a certain class.
[ ] can't sleep if there is a spider in the room.
[X] I am really ticklish.
[X] I love white chocolate
[X] I bite my nails.
[X] I play video games.
[ ] I'm good at remembering names.
[ ] I'm good at remembering dates.
[ ] I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
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look

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Look! really bad poetry that's been hiding on my computer for the past 3 years! Isn't that nice.
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Old GCSE stuff

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so someone complained I wasn't posting anything these days.  Rather than actually go out and do some more work which would have been the decent thing to do, I raided my old GCSE art books.  And here they are.  Ahh.... once I had talent. Please bear in mind, anything with the prefix of GCSE is between 3 to 5 years old.  Some of it isn't that good, some of it I love.  I hope you like.
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